Why are Guys such fuckheads?

And I mean this is the nicest way but seriously some of you guys are complete douchebags, and this is is just my opinion today based on two recent encounters.

Encounter #1:
I went on THE WORST date the other night; well would it really be a date? I dunno but I'm calling it a date because it was a new guy, he made plans to see me on a saturday night and it was to meet up and eat.  DATE!! i.e. try to fucking impress me!  So i spend my day gettin my pretty girl on; straightening my hair, wondering what outfit i should wear (not too dressed down,  not too fancy, not too slutty - even though catch me on a fir night and all the goodies come out :-)  And here are all the ways he F*&%ed up:

1. our plans were made for 6:30 and he texts me at 5:30 to say hed like to meet at 6... problem with this?? I have my son so clearly i cant just drop shit at a moment's notice and meet u dumbass but ok i will overlook it cuz MAYBE you just didnt know any better
2. He picked like a bodega type place to get some food which i am not the type to want someone who barely knows me to go all out and take me to someplace crazy expensive (note Ruth Crisps, Tellers, etc.) but DAMNIT take me somewhere with a menu, not with the food options listed on the wall.  AAAND on top of this, i get there and he has already ordered food and eaten about 1/3 of it.  I soo dont expect a southern gentleman but dammit have some manners!
3. After he's done eating, and at this point he was the only one that was gonna eat cuz i wasnt about to dig into food while i'm kinda annoyed at this point. Anyway, after he's done eating, we go for a walk.  It's November and kinda windy n cold as shit.  WTF is wrong with you that you think this is what chicks want.

My favorite of all time!!!!: He invites me to go and "check out his apartment" and when I decline, he calls me weird, and goes on about how i'm too cautious yada yada yada.  I dont know u! i'm not getting stuck in a room with you when i kno size-wise, u can take me.  No thanks, have a good night, call me NEVERR!!!
Unless you look like this you can not get away with the above so dont try it:

Hello Hottie! YUMM

Encounter #2:
I had an ex tell me the reason we are not together and won't be is because I'm too fat for him.  Again keep in mind the following:
- we dealt with each other on and off for 3 years
- im a size 6; according to him, he only likes size 2 or 4 seriously?!?
So again i ask, what the hell is wrong with guys?  Any normal guy who likes his balls to be intact would NEVERR say this to a woman without ducking for cover.  And this is why girls have eating disorders, change everything about themselves, etc. all for some dickhead guy who may or may not stick around.
"If you can't accept someone at their worst, you don't deserve them at their best"
Remember that, next time you go askin ur girl to change something about themselves just to please you.  Unless of course you look like Mr. Sexy pants above, but chances are you look like this:

or this guy  Either way, you are equally douchey as the rest of the population of men.  And this is not to be a downer for the good guys out there.  I know you exist so dont go crossing over cuz people rant about their bad experiences. And im off to make some pancakes/flapjacks/griddlecakes. Deuces!!!