Why are Guys such fuckheads?

And I mean this is the nicest way but seriously some of you guys are complete douchebags, and this is is just my opinion today based on two recent encounters.

Encounter #1:
I went on THE WORST date the other night; well would it really be a date? I dunno but I'm calling it a date because it was a new guy, he made plans to see me on a saturday night and it was to meet up and eat.  DATE!! i.e. try to fucking impress me!  So i spend my day gettin my pretty girl on; straightening my hair, wondering what outfit i should wear (not too dressed down,  not too fancy, not too slutty - even though catch me on a fir night and all the goodies come out :-)  And here are all the ways he F*&%ed up:

1. our plans were made for 6:30 and he texts me at 5:30 to say hed like to meet at 6... problem with this?? I have my son so clearly i cant just drop shit at a moment's notice and meet u dumbass but ok i will overlook it cuz MAYBE you just didnt know any better
2. He picked like a bodega type place to get some food which i am not the type to want someone who barely knows me to go all out and take me to someplace crazy expensive (note Ruth Crisps, Tellers, etc.) but DAMNIT take me somewhere with a menu, not with the food options listed on the wall.  AAAND on top of this, i get there and he has already ordered food and eaten about 1/3 of it.  I soo dont expect a southern gentleman but dammit have some manners!
3. After he's done eating, and at this point he was the only one that was gonna eat cuz i wasnt about to dig into food while i'm kinda annoyed at this point. Anyway, after he's done eating, we go for a walk.  It's November and kinda windy n cold as shit.  WTF is wrong with you that you think this is what chicks want.

My favorite of all time!!!!: He invites me to go and "check out his apartment" and when I decline, he calls me weird, and goes on about how i'm too cautious yada yada yada.  I dont know u! i'm not getting stuck in a room with you when i kno size-wise, u can take me.  No thanks, have a good night, call me NEVERR!!!
Unless you look like this you can not get away with the above so dont try it:

Hello Hottie! YUMM

Encounter #2:
I had an ex tell me the reason we are not together and won't be is because I'm too fat for him.  Again keep in mind the following:
- we dealt with each other on and off for 3 years
- im a size 6; according to him, he only likes size 2 or 4 seriously?!?
So again i ask, what the hell is wrong with guys?  Any normal guy who likes his balls to be intact would NEVERR say this to a woman without ducking for cover.  And this is why girls have eating disorders, change everything about themselves, etc. all for some dickhead guy who may or may not stick around.
"If you can't accept someone at their worst, you don't deserve them at their best"
Remember that, next time you go askin ur girl to change something about themselves just to please you.  Unless of course you look like Mr. Sexy pants above, but chances are you look like this:

or this guy  Either way, you are equally douchey as the rest of the population of men.  And this is not to be a downer for the good guys out there.  I know you exist so dont go crossing over cuz people rant about their bad experiences. And im off to make some pancakes/flapjacks/griddlecakes. Deuces!!!

My Ode to Cooking

Yea so I have a slight, maybe serious case of insomnia.  Decided to come back on here to display some of my cooking/baking experiments.  I'm not a pro but I do enjoy it a lot and at times therapeutic.  Check it out:

 Well let's be real, who doesnt like some peanut butter mixed with chocolate.  Yea I'm a fat kid at heart

 This is the robot birthday cake I made for my son's 5th birthday

 Owl cupcakes - so easy to make and kids love helping out

 "Monster" cookies

 Frog cupcakes

 Pudding filled cupcakes with dinosaurs - his second treat for his birthday

 Chicken and rice stir-fry

 Cinnamon roll cookies - it's like having cinnabon anytime you want :-)

 Homemade apple pie

Race-track birthday cake - very proud of this one!

Leave comments if anything looks appealing and you want recipes

Day 1

So I decided to start writing more as a stress reliever.  With everything going on in life: work, school, kids... who the hell has time to call people and bitch?!? I certainly don't most times; feel free to try to keep up with my random thoughts if anyone is even checking this out.  I just moved to virginia and since day 1, i've had a million changes.  I went from working in a crime lab (yea like CSI, except not as hot) to not working at all....  WOOHOO lets hear it for the upgrade in lifestyle.  Prob not my best idea, but I decided to go back to school for my BSN (B.S. in Nursing for all you sitting there thinking it stands for something crazy like Bachelors in Stripping Nude, idk) I'm a single parent of a 5 yr old boy and im sure that story will come up at a later date.  And I enjoy being in the kitchen, gettin creative with recipes.  I'm on a new health kick so lets hear it for the Biggest Loser trend!  Lots of changes so lets see how it all pans out.  But for now, my random thought is as follows:

How the #%@*&^*(^ is it that a 5 yr old can have such stinky farts?!?  He's sleeping on the couch next to me at the moment and all i'm thinkin is "what the hell u eatin boy?"  The boy could clear a room, lemme tell ya.  Silver lining: if he keeps this up, i dont think ima hafta deal with dating issues for a while, unless the girl has no sense of smell LOL....